Why Hollywood is Dead?

This post is way overdue. What has happened to originality and good actors? A lot of "good actors" now use the dead pan actor technique to get where they are now. I can name a few if you want, Robert Pattinson, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen... I can name more trust me. If you are not familiar with dead pan, just watch any other film these people have been in and you will see they use the same acting in every role, same with Samuel L. Jackson and Robert De Niro. I guess you can't blame someone for not being able to act... but you can go ahead and blame the shitty directors.

A lot of writers and directors have been pulling shit out of there asses and just getting lazy and making Novels and Comic Books into movies. Even children books!! WTF? I think I can speak for everyone and say "I WANT A GOOD MOVIE!" Here this one looks promising... I don't care if its a horror or a drama or even a fucking musical. Give me something good!

7 Eleven...

Its been about Eleven days since I posted something. Its also been 7 days since I have had a good day. I need to move out of my apartment soon and im running out of weed. I was sick last week and Ive been feeling kinda weak. I think I may have diabetes or some sort of B-12 shortage going on. Enough about me. Lets get to the links and stuff.

Torrents are sweet... sometimes File sharing sites can be better.

This guy is named "Andre the Cage"... you'll see.

Sweet pic, I already put it on tumblr. So like feel free to do it again.

Sweet cakes for Halloween.

Bad names for junk food...

Sweet Looking Watchmen Cakes!

Need to find a comic book store near you...?

Tumblr and More...

I was starting to think that tumblr was sweet, I was also starting to think that social networking is dumb. I enjoy posting random crap here on blogspot, no one reads it but I really don't care. Tumblr gives you an incentive by letting you know how popular you are with every post. Tumblr is just another social networking pice of shit. I climbed the charts on tumblr, then dropped back down because I put my experiment on pause. I realize I have more important things to do than to gain more tumblarity. Thats all... Ohh snap check out this discovery I made!!

WWE offers Kanye West 10 million to wrestle?

Yeah I though the same thing to! Wtf? No way! What a joke. Even if he did give Taylor Swift and Beyonce more publicity. The WWE doesent need any more of that. He is already a big time artist and so is Beyonce and Taylor Swift. Anyways the WWE is prepared to offer him 10 million dollars to appear for 2 shows and one PPV.

Seriously he is actually concidering it. Knowing him he would do it just to show the world that he aint scared of shit. They also said he would only be doing "light wrestling". In any case, I know I stopped watching wrestling religiously for a reason. I am an exthiest. No need to watch shit religiously. Heres my source. (NODQ - WWE offers Kanye West 10 million to wrestle? )

Dr. Doom!

This is suppose to be black and white. I colored it myself. Tumblr that comic books!

Springfield Shopper Update!

Its been 3 days since I started the tumblr about the newspaper headlines from The Simpsons. I started out with zero "tumblarity", now within 3 days my tumblarity is now at 69. I don't know if thats good, but it certainly is better than zero. My mission continues. Lets see how this plays out. Readers of Something To Blog, check it out! Springfield Shopper

Springfield Shopper

This morning I began an experiment. I finally decided to start a tumbler. I posted a blog called 30 Simpsons Newspaper Headlines and I decided since I have soo many of these images, why not start a tumbler and see if I can post them all.

The project is to see how quickly I can become popular on tumblr. I would like to be realistic and see if out of the millions of tumblr's if I could reach at least the top 200. I guess we will see how this progresses. Hope you enjoy all the headlines! Springfield Shopper

Eric Randall Matthews VS. Everyone

I have noticed that no matter how hard everyone tries, no one will ever be as stupid as Eric Matthews. Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson, Al Bundy, Bud Bundy seriously the list goes on and on. Eric Matthews is indeed the champion of idiots. My cousin brought this up to me last night as I was stoned outta my mind... I still don't remember exactly what we talked about but I do remember talking about Eric. Here is a quick summary of who he is.

Eric Randall Matthews is the elder brother of Cory. He begins the show as a suave, popular young man, who constantly dates, in contrast to Cory's dorkier image. Eric's character changes mid-series from cool elder brother to psychotic elder brother, when he's made more of the comic relief. Eric often plays off his hero and mentor, Mr. Feeny. Though Eric and Feeny are not originally seen as having a close relationship, the two develop a bond. Eric often tells Mr. Feeny "you know I'm your favorite!" Although Eric appears to have a looser grasp of reality later on and demonstrates an ambiguous moral compass throughout the series, he still holds true that friendship should never cease and he cares very deeply for the feelings of others. A common, recurring theme is that Eric is far smarter and savvier than he appears and has hidden, untapped potential, and is often impressing his friends and family who underestimate him.

Now that you know who he is stay tuned for some updates either made by me or captaincook or blogging away in LA. We will be discussing the topic of Eric and the topic of boy meets world as one of the most inconsistent shows of all time.

Korg microSAMPLER!

Update on the Korg microSAMPLER. Well I watched the video. Here are the features. Unless you wanna watch the video then go right ahead.

* 37 key (Natural Touch Mini Keyboard with Velocity) \
* 8 user bank (A ~ H), 1 ROM bank
* 5 types of sampling (LOOP / ONE SHOT / GATE / AUTO NEXT / KEY GATE)
* Sample rates of 48kHz – 24kHz – 12kHz – 6kHz
* Approximately 160 seconds per one bank (Mono / 48kHz sampling rate at 159.7 seconds)
* Up to 14 voice poly (stereo / mono regardless)
* 64,000 note sequencer (one per bank notes (16,000 notes max in one pattern))
* 96 ticks / quarter note resolution (real-time recording)
* MIDI IN, OUT and USB
* DC9V or alkaline 6 x AA batteries = giving 3 hours battery life approximately
* 516 (W) x 238 (D) x 65 (H) mm
* Weight of 1.9kg
* Software editor for Windows: Microsoft Windows XP SP3 or later, Microsoft Windows Vista SP1 or later Mac: Mac OS X 10.4 or later

Random Stonednesss Post #11

Like the description says, "just random links and stuff". So like enjoy the random links and stuff. Keeping it small, because I am stoned. No seriously. I'm baked. Like I am surprised I can type this well. Actually as I was typing, most of the words I typed were all underlined with the "red squiggle". Means I'm stoned. Yeah so give me feedback on the banner and overall appearance of my new template. I wanna try and keep one that will be remembered.

XP Phone now accepting pre-orders worldwide. Looks damn good.

Case-Mate offers $0.99 iPhone recession case...

KORG places an iPhone pocket in its microSAMPLER.

12 Cool Bench Ads!

Now thats a beer pong table!

Boxers before and after.

Now I gotta post some random pic of the day thing. Well no not really. I just started that with this post. I might do it form now on.

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Hello Remixes

As you may have noticed I really don't have much to say about anytihng here on blogger. I kinda just relay news, links and other stuff I find online here. Well If anyone has ever bothered to click on my myspace profile, you may have noticed that I make music. I use software and samples to make music. (Don't let the software part fool you) I can play guitar, I am familiar with drum machines and analog synthesizers. I have remixed some songs and I have made some original stuff. You can download some of my mixes by clicking on the links below. Also one mans trash is another mans treasure. Sweet come up by TRANEoneR

New Order - Dracula's Castle
Basement Jaxx - Romeo

30 Simpsons Newspaper Headlines!

Here are 30 newspaper headlines that most people probably overlook when they are watching The Simpsons. Some of them are funny, some of them don't make sense and some of them are just downright nuts!

I Am Hungry, Now Check Out These Links!

Sorry "No time for love Dr. Jones" now click on the links and "re-interest" yourself.

Awesome Pacman Game Chair Design! Careful he bites...

An exciting scene from the new Star Tours at Disneyland!

Jules Laptop Decals Keep Bad Eyes Away.

Snow White Vinyl Decals For Your Laptop.

Weird Teddy Bear USB Flash Drive

Frank Mir "I Can Beat Fedor"

Breaking news: Jeff Hardy arrested